"Louis Myles was at work when his wife called. “Can I call you back?” he said. “I’m just in a brothel with a trans funk singer and a man who says he’s the King of Rio.”

This true story, and many more, are available to read in this months excellent Mundial magazine in a part-interview  part therapy session with Rob Smyth.

You can also have a good read of an excellent interview with Arsenal full back Hector Bellerin.